top fat jokes
Global Wasteland: I Obtained A Top Tier Shelter
by Little Gourd Vajra
The world was destroyed by meteorites and everyone on Earth transmigrated to a wasteland.The wasteland would encounter an unpredictable catastrophe every seven days. Some of the catastrophes included the great flood, ice age, invasion of demonic beasts and plague of plants.In order to survive, mankind had to build more advanced shelters.Lin Yue awakened the 100 Percent Drop Rate System, allowing him to live a very different life from the others.Other people lamented, “The drop rate is too low, i…
Reborn as Mr.CEO's Fat Wife
by Double-Happiness PF
Abigail Green, a genius doctor, unexpectedly succumbed to a sudden death due to overwork in the operating room. However, an astonishing twist of fate awaited her as she was reborn! She found herself reincarnated in a hospital ward all too familiar to her, but this time, in the body of a 200-pound expectant mother. A mother who endured the excruciating pain of a cesarean section without anesthesia until her last breath. How could Abigail possibly endure such a situation? Thus, she embarked on a j…
Transmigrated as Fat young missy
by _Shining_Soul_001
Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined.Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faces…
After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!
by Mountain Springs
Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest…
Top Tier Providence, Secretly Cultivate for a Thousand Years
by Let me laugh
Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He con reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence. So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one...[Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm][Destined Sword fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao learning ability][Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude][Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled…
I Became a Vicious Supporting Role in the '70s
by 2 Fat 2
Shen Meng is a factory worker who encountered a car accident while delivering a contract to a business partner.While she was bedridden and suffering alone, she suddenly discovered a spatial power.Before she could be happy for two days, the side effects of the space emerged, causing her to have strange dreams almost every night.Realizing the situation quickly, Shen Meng hurriedly sold her house and car and started hoarding supplies frantically in case she ended up in a place lacking food and clot…
Substitute Marriage: Reborn As The Top Big-Shot
by Deutsche Unforgotten
[Number one romance novel in the universe—face slapping, scum-torturing, power couple!] Isabella Thompson, who was abandoned in a village was suddenly brought home by her rich parents.Her father: You are different from your sister. She has a bright future ahead and is destined to be a phoenix who would soar the skies! There's no way she would marry a cripple! You are getting off easy here!Her mother: The Yu family is rich and powerful. Standing in for your sister in marriage is your food fortune…
Famous Among Top Surgeons in the 90s
by Kindhearted Mama
Back in 1996, when the daughter of the Old Xie family, Xie Wanying, said she wanted to be a doctor, many laughed."Phoenix begets phoenix, dog spawns dog. A truck driver’s daughter becoming a doctor is as likely as a sow climbing a tree.""I’m not just going to be a doctor, I’m going to be a female chest surgeon," said Xie Wanying.Her words provoked even greater waves of disdain within the doctors' community.Relatives who were doctors ridiculed her mercilessly: "Do you know how high the admission …
Top Actress Beware: Also Reborn Is Your CEO Husband!
by Low-hanging clouds
Five years of marriage filled with love and devotion, she exhausted herself day and night for him, only to meet a tragic end unwillingly.Upon rebirth, she throws a divorce paper in front of him, "Divorce!""Fine!" The man, enraged, slams the table and makes a call to the secretary.Five minutes later, Aurelia Shaw receives a message on her phone, "Mason Nightshade, are you crazy! Why did you transfer all your assets to my name?!"The man pretends to be pitiful and loosens his tie, "Wife, I'm now pe…
Transmigrated as a Fat villain: All heroines are after me
by A4KL
What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine?Don't know?Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?
Top-notch Master Masquerading As Cannon Fodder Female Companion
by As If Dawn
The little snow fairy Tan Mo was about to complete her transformation into a human when she was picked away and reincarnated as the Tan family’s beloved daughter. Only then did she realize that she had become the tragic cannon fodder who died a miserable death after serving as her green tea cousin’s stepping stone for marrying We Keli, and whose life she had once seen before in her master’s mortal world mirror. Her parents seemingly aged overnight, and her three older brothers all suffered ignom…
Top-Class Comprehension: Start with Basic Fist Techniques
by Shadow on the Moon
Lu Changsheng, who transmigrated as the apprentice of Elixir Garden, originally wanted to work hard to become a divine doctor who could save people. But when he began to practice martial arts, he found that every time he practiced martial art to perfection, he could improve his Comprehension.Moreover, it seemed that his Comprehension could improve ceaselessly. Lu Changsheng wondered where the upper limit of his Comprehension was.-----------------Unremarkable: slightly better than waste.Prelimina…
Global Beast Taming: Awakening Top 10 SSS Talents at the Beginning
by The golden robe is like a dragon
In the era of the Universal Beastmaster, demonic beasts rampage, but thankfully everyone in the human race can awaken their talents and enter contracts with beasts to resist them when they come of age.Some individuals awaken F-ranked talents, doomed to a common life without any hope of beast evolution.Some awaken to C-ranked talents, their beasts are able to exert power beyond their own, becoming immensely strong.Others awaken to S-ranked talents, and with their beasts, become top-tier forces co…
Top-level Qi Luck: Leading My Clan to Cultivate
by Xiaoyan Brother
The notion of destiny is mysteriously unfathomable!Some fight to the death but fail to grasp it, ultimately regretting their journey on the path of immortality.Yet there are those who are born with great destiny, not only blessed with innate talent, their luck is defying the heavens.Heavenly Grade Techniques, rare treasures, Elixirs, no matter where they go, they encounter them!One day, the treasure-hoarding Clan Leader sent a message, "There are too many treasures, our Family's Treasure Vault c…
After Reincarnation, The Omnipotent Ancestor Reaches The Top
by Lu Tianshu
A hundred-year-old ghost who had been haunting the world had become the real daughter of the Stephens family who had some mental problems. As soon as she returned to her family from the village, her fiancé immediately came to break off the engagement and chose her cousin instead.Even his cousin who was adopted to be her parents’ son had also mocked her, “I’m sorry that I have taken your place. In the Stephens family, anyone that cannot contribute will be discarded.”Just when all the other rich f…
The Fat Girl Made a Comeback with Mr. CEO
by The Joker随心
He was Mu Jia's second young master, the epitome of desirability in City C, pursued by all the celebrated beauties. She was a foster daughter of the Wen family, rumored to be as fat as a cow and more robust than a man. Everyone said she wasn't worthy of him, yet he still married her. Wen Laibao accidentally committed a murder and was sentenced to three years, and everyone said her life was over. However, three years later, she shed her excess weight and made a stunning return, appearing before e…
Rebirth: Top Actress, Your Big Shot Husband is Jealous Again!
by Sugar Supervisor
After being reborn, Bella Green is determined to punish the scum, slap faces, and sing her way to the pinnacle of life. However, she is accidentally picked up by the person she least wants to see and taken home as a cheap 'brother.'Faced with the naughty yet particularly disobedient little Demon King, Mason Bennett sternly instructs: "No fighting, no skipping class, no dating!"One day, the little Demon King shows up on television in a stunning long dress, and Mason Bennett is furious, immediatel…
Thriving in the Beast World
by Fat Lazy Cat
What happens when you transmigrate to Beast World? With the system in hand, the world is for your taking! One day, Su Tang, an intern at the hospital, is struck by a system and transmigrates to Beast World. It's a wondrous world with winged tigers, fire-spitting birds, and enticing man-eating flowers… Everything in this world leaves Su Tang awestruck! After the Chief of Winged Tiger Tribe saves Su Tang, she learns how backward this place was. Su Tang is determined to help change the world! Under…
My Wife Is The Leader Of A Demonic Cult
by Stubborn Little Fat Rabbit
Pre-Reading Note:Please be advised that some chapters in this book may contain a higher word count. However, this does not compromise the reading experience; the story remains captivating and enjoyable throughout. Dive in and enjoy the journey!————————————————————————————Qingmei, "My husband is proficient in medicine and is a compassionate healer. He is the most famous physician in Yuzhou City!" An Jing, "My wife is gentle and virtuous, a great cook, and a beautiful woman..." ............ Beneat…
A Top Scholar in Everything
by The Bell Doesn't Age
"You read the “Comprehensive Studies on Mysteries” and got 100 subject knowledge points!You read the “Basic Magic Potions Explained”. Without anyone teaching you, you understood the magic potion, “Shriek of the Witch”!You read the “Magic Energetics Theory” and successfully manufactured the Ghost Fire Train that uses water as its fuel!You had been thinking about it for 10 minutes.This was a world where learning caused your sanity value to drop. Here, there was reiki rejuvenation, and there was th…